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Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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