I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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