im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
false alarm, still single
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
