Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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