Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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