absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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