Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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