do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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