he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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