Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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