theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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