a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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