You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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