STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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