on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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