I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Do vagina's smell?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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