How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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