why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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