Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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