Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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