he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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