I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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