just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
