I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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