how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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