what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
