East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I have post one night stand depression
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