We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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