About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
