once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
be right there i have to get my cape
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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