I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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