but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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