He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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