Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How naked do you want me to be?
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