I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
