I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
