if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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