Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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