Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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