what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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