Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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