he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Randomize
