I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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