I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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