Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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