You're completely useless in the revolution.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
