it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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