Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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