Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
