Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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